Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Happy ... huh?

Sales Guy J: “Happy Friday!”
Employee BB: “Well happy Friday to you too! Wait a minute… today is Thursday.”

On the issue of toilet paper:

Boss C: “Bunnies.”
H: “Bunnies?”
Boss C: “Yeah, that’s what you use in the forest, bunnies.”

Thursday, March 25, 2010

“You can’t leave someone in the hospital, they kill people in there!” ~Boss "B"

At least he warned us...

“I’m going to be a little hard to deal with for the next several days.” ~ Boss "A"

Boss just wants to have fun...

“I am not having fun today.” ~ Boss "B"

On stupid people...

“I’m pretty sure he has the IQ of a jar of mayonnaise, maybe less.” ~ Employee "B"